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self-confessed twittering, flickring nerd, threadless tee shirt wearer, husband licensee and the holder of useless information.

Nov 28
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As an IT Geek, this is one of my favourite Dilbert strips

  • Co-worker: Hey! Dilbert. Would you mind stopping by my house after work and seeing if you can fix my computer?
  • Dilbert: Sure. And while I do that you can be at my house cleaning the grout in my shower.
  • Co-worker: That's crazy!
Nov 27
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Camouflage

Camouflage

Nov 25
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Yay! New t-shirt!

Yay! New t-shirt!

Nov 16
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Cold Remedy

There’s no cure but I find the following a day helps get over the worst of it:

  • Paracetamol (every 4 hours)
  • 1 Cod liver tablet
  • 1 Multi-vitamin
  • 1 Zinc tablet
  • 1 Echinacea tablet
  • Plenty of fluid
  • and fruit
  • and a little chocolate! ;o)
  • and sleep
Nov 11
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Our holiday last month turned into a mini photography project - Cornwall in Poladroids

Our holiday last month turned into a mini photography project - Cornwall in Poladroids

Nov 10
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You are quite insistent and rude. I have complained about your behaviours in the past and I don’t understand how can I make myself any clearer. I am completely and utterly annoyed and disgusted by your lack of courtesy regarding the timing of your visits and would appreciate that you promptly vacate the premises and not return.
Sincerely,
~Joel
Nov 07
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Home alone.

Home alone.

Oct 21
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Making fake blood

So I finally decided to made some fake blood the other day to use for a photo idea I’ve had in my head for ages. It turns out it’s really easy to make. It tastes quite sweet which is good when you’re glooping it in your mouth, but I wouldn’t want to swallow it!

  • Honey
  • Hot water
  • Red food colouring
  • Blue food colouring
  • Plain flour
Just melt the honey with a little hot water and then use the red and blue food colourings to get the colour just right. After that just add plain flour a bit at a time to get the right consistancy. Job done! Homemade Blood
Oct 15
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4/4

4/4